November 16, 1532 Francisco Pizarro among 168 Spanish conquistadors massacred 7,000 Inca warriors and civilians, kidnapped the emperor and took control of the Inca Empire in one fucking day. He must have had balls the size of grapefruit.
An ex-girlfriend once got a handwritten note from the crackhead upstairs; it stated that there was too much “moving furniture & sex noises” going on.
“Those were the best days of my life” cue Bryan Adams Summer of ‘69
ROBOPOCALYPSE
I talk lots of shit, I might ever so slightly exaggerate for the sake of storytelling here and there, but I think it’s fairly agreed upon that I’m typically right. (except for choosing girlfriends)
1st world technologically savy countries are building robots for use in future combat. Are we fucking kidding?! Robots to fight in wars?! We can’t even manage to avoid cellphone detonated IEDs in hot zone now or internal bombings etc. Can you imagine the shit we’re going to deal with when combat units go haywire in the next 200 or so years. I’ll fucking guarantee it.
“BIGDOG”
Ok, from what I’ve read the “bigdog” will initially carry supplies alongside platoons in the field. That is really cool, realistically we are living in the future. Pretty amazing. What’s terrifying about this robot is that the master plan, of course I cannot find my source (shut up!) but I read that the robots will ideally be able to “detain persons”. Dozens of these running through the streets chasing people, yep, sounds like a great idea that couldn’t possibly go wrong.
Oh wait, didn’t we just take THREE FUCKING MONTHS TO PUT A CAP ON A WELL?!?!
“The cat ate them (psilocybin mushrooms) voraciously, so I thought what the heck, I’d better do it with him. I remember lying on my bed for hours and Lewis was on the desk across my bed and we just stared at each other for hours - not moving, just staring at each other, and I had no doubt that he was my brother.”
- Nicholas Cage
I really dislike everything Nicholas Cage has done minus “Raising Arizona” which is one of my all time favorite comedies, but hearing him tell this story gave him a couple of points in my book. There are videos of the interview in which he stated this, David Letterman, but trust me. It’s alot better reading it that hearing Cage just “phone in” the memory like 99% of his performances. ZING BITCH!
SUMMER HEIGHTS HIGH (2007).
Best Australian comedy high school TV series I’ve ever seen.
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(Verdict: Buy it)
I watched this documentary last week. In all my travels I’ve still never been to Africa, in all honesty Africa scares the shit out of me. Hot, dry, dusty, bugs, fucking lions and a variable mess of Postcolonialism. It’s generally agreed that man came from Africa, the birth of the human race started there. So naturally, white people managed to fuck the place up pretty bad. Between; slavery, colonialism, and Communist/ Capitalist proxy wars the continent is pretty fucked up in most standings.
The film is an incredible documentary, the insight to daily life of Africans in Mugabe’s Zimbabwe is appalling. It’s an incredibly story, showing the insane living environment of Zimbabwe since Mugabe’s rule. The incredible racism and violence towards the Campbell family captured on screen is unsettling and incredible. A great documentary that drops you into a living hell of a country.
http://www.mugabeandthewhiteafrican.com/
BP Fucking rocks my world, that was a sperm whale. Now quick, poke it with that stick!
Thanks dudes!
I’M TURNING INTO A LESBIAN. (Musically)
Look at the what’s been rotating in my car for a good while now, while great, isn’t this the kinda stuff man hating lesbians listen to? I hope chicks don’t start to think I’m gay. I just barely avoided downloading the new “scissors sisters” album. I better listen to some manly shit next…Judas Priest, that shits got manly all over it.
Phoenix Askani
I know I’ve talked about “porn” before on here. But come on! Look how cute these girls are getting. This is ridiculous! The beast that is NERD-CORE has hit its pinnacle. FUCK-ING EYES!
-link is incredibly NSFW (boobs & what not)
Hook a brother up, I have a 5D Mark II!
“Despicable Me”
I feel asleep, I think it was the heavy/ pain inducing windshield wiper glasses. I would suggest it though, it was top box office over the weekend and it’s a family film, hence why I feel asleep.
(Verdict: ?)
No, this isn’t my car. Yes, everything is horrible.
This was my favorite (the best) arcade game of the early 90’s. Fuck all the haters, and fuck SFII. I said it. I do what I want.
Frontline: Behind Taliban Lines
I watched this last night, it was actually incredible to see combat operations and daily life from an enemy perspective, the evolution of media in society is fucking amazing.
(pic is unrelated to film)
I’m watching “Clash of the Titans” the 2010 film. It’s not very good.
(my review: not good)
