July 2010
15 posts
Francisco Pizarro was a badass
November 16, 1532 Francisco Pizarro among 168 Spanish conquistadors massacred 7,000 Inca warriors and civilians, kidnapped the emperor and took control of the Inca Empire in one fucking day. He must have had balls the size of grapefruit.
The uprising isn't far off.
ROBOPOCALYPSE
I talk lots of shit, I might ever so slightly exaggerate for the sake of storytelling here and there, but I think it’s fairly agreed upon that I’m typically right. (except for choosing girlfriends)
1st world technologically savy countries are building robots for use in future combat. Are we fucking kidding?! Robots to fight in wars?! We can’t even manage to...
“The cat ate them (psilocybin mushrooms) voraciously, so I thought what the heck, I’d better do it with him. I remember lying on my bed for hours and Lewis was on the desk across my bed and we just stared at each other for hours - not moving, just staring at each other, and I had no doubt that he was my brother.”
- Nicholas Cage...
Mugabe & The White African
I watched this documentary last week. In all my travels I’ve still never been to Africa, in all honesty Africa scares the shit out of me. Hot, dry, dusty, bugs, fucking lions and a variable mess of Postcolonialism. It’s generally agreed that man came from Africa, the birth of the human race started there. So naturally, white people managed to fuck the place up pretty bad....
June 2010
1 post
April 2010
20 posts
“Infection Vs. Resurrection: The New Science of the Zombie...”
– Kotaku
WatchGotta get to Central Asia ASAP.
The Well. (Hollywood)
Meh.
iPad App Review Marathon Live via Gizmodo! →
WatchIt is coming, “Best Worst Movie”
May 21, 2010 - Los Angeles, CA: Landmark Nuart
We’re pleased to announce that BEST WORST MOVIE will be returning to Los Angeles’ Landmark Nuart as part of its Theatrical run!
SCREENING: Friday, May 21 Screening time TBA Landmark Nuart Cast & Crew in attendance!
The film will continue to play at the Landmark Nuart for at least a week...
March 2010
4 posts
Watch“Come and See”
The gnarliest, true to life World War II film I’ve ever seen. The Russian “Saving Private Ryan”.
I first stumbled upon “come and see” probably thirteen years ago, looking through the foreign section at Tower Records. Such an intense cover, a young boy is held at gunpoint by SS Officers. It looks real, documentary real. But it’s...
Watch
Sports
Sooooooo boring. Fuck man how can people watch this shit!?
February 2010
5 posts
FUCK YOU 2010!
SMALL WONDER ON DVD MOTHERFUCKERS! →
January 2010
0 posts
FUCK YOU 2009!
November 2009
34 posts
Fuck Strawberries
What is the deal with these? They’re clearly the most delicious fruit and yet the bigger they get the shittier they taste, I want a strawberry the size of a fucking orange and I want it to be delicious. Strawberries have more vitamin C than oranges FYI.
Does the fact that I’m on an Indian reservation for thanksgiving blow anyone elses mind?
Super Mario Kart comes to VC
Finally, after years of waiting Mario Kart has come to VC on Wii. I used to rock the fuck out of this game back in my day, at one point I became so skilled I could fucking hit you with your own red shell. Speaking of which, what the fuck happened to the feather? It was one of the most versatile items available. Totally worth the purchase.
Kotaku's "iPhone gamers gift guide" →
Kotaku’s posted a great review of a handful of iPhone games worth purchasing this holiday season (for yourself most likely). I would have liked to see “field runners” in there but what can ya do.