November 2009
34 posts
Fuck Strawberries
What is the deal with these? They’re clearly the most delicious fruit and yet the bigger they get the shittier they taste, I want a strawberry the size of a fucking orange and I want it to be delicious. Strawberries have more vitamin C than oranges FYI.
Does the fact that I’m on an Indian reservation for thanksgiving blow anyone elses mind?
Super Mario Kart comes to VC
Finally, after years of waiting Mario Kart has come to VC on Wii. I used to rock the fuck out of this game back in my day, at one point I became so skilled I could fucking hit you with your own red shell. Speaking of which, what the fuck happened to the feather? It was one of the most versatile items available. Totally worth the purchase.
Kotaku's "iPhone gamers gift guide" →
Kotaku’s posted a great review of a handful of iPhone games worth purchasing this holiday season (for yourself most likely). I would have liked to see “field runners” in there but what can ya do.
Porn is the new black.
Is is just me or does porn (art-core, soft-core, hard-core) seem to be making a full transition to being fully acceptable. Girls in porn (hard-core) are getting really attractive, even normal looking. And now art-core seems to be the flavor of the week with celebrities as well as well known models going topless/bottomless. There’s a Simpsons episode where Marge talks about the transition...
Troll 2 (best worst movie)
“Best Worst Movie” is the upcoming documentary on well…. the best worst movie; Troll 2. Not sure about a release yet but screenings are popping up around North America. Check it out if you can. Troll 2 is currently IMDB’s 85th worst film ever made, believe me, its much worse than that.
http://bestworstmovie.com/
Momma's Family (fucking sucks)
Mama’s Family
You know when your sick, as a child, and you have to stay home and think , “wow this will be great”, only to discover that staying home sick on the living room floor is a living nightmare. There you could have the choice of watching; Designing Woman (woman architects? please), The Andy Griffith Show, or the worst show ever; Mama’s Family. This is that story.
Mama’s...
Games of the 16-bit kind
Bill Laimbeer’s Combat Baseketball (SNES) This game fucking sucked. My friend got it when he got a SNES, I think it was like 30 bucks, so he bought it… I just remember it looked like shit and had saw blades built into the basketball court. Basket Ball sucks to start with. 1 (out of 10)
Lester the Unlikely (SNES)
For his birthday a friend and I went to Toysrus to pick up NBA Jam,...
WatchRöyksopp ‘What else is there?’
WatchRöyksopp ‘This Must Be It’
Bleeding proves I'm alive
Not sure if its medication, dryness or something errily biblical but I constantly get nose bleed. I have for about ten years. There is something about them, I almost enjoy them but at the same time they panic me. We’re not talking about a drip here, were talking serious flow action. I figure at the rate my nose bleed, I could bleed out approximately a 1/2 cups worth in under a minute.
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Tokyo Nightlife- Scum and Villiany
The smell of baked goods in the air, mashing up with sewer, sushi and dampness. Tokyo has distinct traits about itself, simply walking into the airport in Tokyo you can smell and feel that you’re in japan. It’s beautiful, other aspects quality remain up in the air. So we are partying in this night club, dancing, mostly with other drunks, lots of dudes, lots of black people working in this bar,...
Crapformers- crappy toy in disguise!
So I’m talking to optomus prime and he says, “dude you should totally come to earth” you should fly over here and party. Babes be trippin” So I think to myself, you know, I could use a change. So I get over to earth and see this thing, apparently it’s called a “space shuttle” . Wanting to be low profile I totally make myself look like this common vehicle. Oh, I also saw this thing called a...
District 9
I used to love movies, I went to film school, I’ve most likely spent a year or more in front of the screen watching films of all levels of quality. Recently, the film industry has taken a giant shit on us. The films released the past couple of years (minus a few) are utter garbage. With heavy saturation of style of substance, films are getting shittier and shittier, and audiences are...
You can never go home.
Back home for one week for thanksgiving, it doesn’t feel like it used to.
Chernobyl Trip
Up on Flickr now.
INGLEDWOOD BBQ/ BLACK PEOPLE
Recently I survived what many may not; I ate “soul food” with a bunch of black people in Inglewood. I will say black person/people because when I was a kid on the news or whatever people were black, not African American. I think most people that are black would not even want to go to Africa. I would like to but that is beside the point. Anyway I could care less if someone called me a white guy,...
