Bleeding proves I’m alive

Not sure if its medication, dryness or something errily biblical but I constantly get nose bleed. I have for about ten years. There is something about them, I almost enjoy them but at the same time they panic me. We’re not talking about a drip here, were talking serious flow action. I figure at the rate my nose bleed, I could bleed out approximately a 1/2 cups worth in under a minute.

Seeing the life literally drain out from my body has always freaked me out and a nose bleed is no different. I passed out getting a blood test once. I remember seeing the dark, almost black un-oxidized blood swirling around the test time draining out of the arm and the blackness. I thought I was dead. A heads up, death/nothingness is very peaceful.

Tokyo Nightlife- Scum and Villiany

The smell of baked goods in the air, mashing up with sewer, sushi and dampness. Tokyo has distinct traits about itself, simply walking into the airport in Tokyo you can smell and feel that you’re in japan. It’s beautiful, other aspects quality remain up in the air.
So we are partying in this night club, dancing, mostly with other drunks, lots of dudes, lots of black people working in this bar, lots of douches. What the fuck is wrong with this bar, this bar kinda sucks, I’m having fun, but this bar is pretty crap. Thanks one more vodka tonic OK, I’m drunk, lets do this. Look at me I’m standing and dancing on the booth. I’m having a ton of fun now. FUCKING TOKYO IS AWSOME. Wait a minute…. Indian dwarf on the dance floor? I’m in non-sexual love.

Crapformers- crappy toy in disguise!

So I’m talking to optomus prime and he says, “dude you should totally come to earth” you should fly over here and party. Babes be trippin” So I think to myself, you know, I could use a change. So I get over to earth and see this thing, apparently it’s called a “space shuttle” . Wanting to be low profile I totally make myself look like this common vehicle. Oh, I also saw this thing called a “bird”. BRAIN BONER! I will combine the bird and space shuttle, I never really wanted to have arms so I was set.

Now in all seriousness, I had this toy as a child, I was a stupid stupid child, I thought it was rad at some point, but in retrospect, this thing sucks. First off its so unrealistic that even I’m embarrassed. I mean a robotic space shuttle bird, I don’t understand what they are going for here. Also it had a wind up base that would transport it around. Anyone remember how shitty wind up stuff was in the 80’s. Remember those shitty little white knobs, and that plasticy grinding sound it would make. Even a child has enough torque to make sure every wind up toy they will ever have (in the 80’s ) will fucking break. The base turned into a gorilla I believe and would walk around too. But frankly I really hate this article now. I’m stoppingggggggggg
now.

District 9

I used to love movies, I went to film school, I’ve most likely spent a year or more in front of the screen watching films of all levels of quality. Recently, the film industry has taken a giant shit on us. The films released the past couple of years (minus a few) are utter garbage. With heavy saturation of style of substance, films are getting shittier and shittier, and audiences are getting dumber. It’s imperative in this shit-filled time that you hold on to quality like a fatty to frosting.

District 9 has been a long time in the making, freshman director Neil Blomkap, was originally tapped to make the multi-million HALO film a reality, but as Hollywood does, it took a shit deciding we needed another twilight and more Saws, project scraped forever. Then like a beacon of hope Peter Jackson flew down from his pile of money and produced Blomkap’s pet project; and District 9 was born.

I’ve watched the film about four or five times, aside from a rich story, great cinematography and acting the film successfully merges two distinct types of story telling into a fucking amazing, blood soaked, action-fest. Heavily using a faux-documentary storytelling, newscasts and security camera feeds the story is told realistically. No bullshit effects for the sake of effects, no recognizable actors, the film comes off as possible and plausible.

Coming out on Blu-ray Dec 22nd the disc will make a perfect holiday addition to anyone’s pile of consumerism. If you don’t like the movie you area fucking retard, it’s a perfect film filled with realistic romance, humor and heavy violence.

You can never go home.

Back home for one week for thanksgiving, it doesn’t feel like it used to.

Chernobyl Trip

Up on Flickr now.

INGLEDWOOD BBQ/ BLACK PEOPLE

Recently I survived what many may not; I ate “soul food” with a bunch of black people in Inglewood. I will say black person/people because when I was a kid on the news or whatever people were black, not African American. I think most people that are black would not even want to go to Africa. I would like to but that is beside the point. Anyway I could care less if someone called me a white guy, maybe peach color would make more sense but I think calling someone black is still okay even thought media is trying to spin this “African American” thing.

You know Brazil has the largest collection of slave descendants, so in turn should someone from Brazil that is black be called a “Brazilian African American”. I think they would get really tired of that. I know I would get tired of being called a “ European American from Ireland, Germany, France, England, Wales, etc. My great grandfather was a double agent for, get this. France and the US during WWI. I don’t get made if someone talks shit on France, the French are dicks. So by that defining statement I will refer to an “African American” as black. Unless one is around. Anyway back to the gang party.

It was a friend’s birthday party and after a few hours of “stacking” and crip walking we ate. Let me tell you as my first genuine experience with a large family of African descent (see it’s bothersome, I could have summed it up in one word) they know how to cook. Is that a stereotype? Why would something good be a negative stereotype? Like all Asians are smart? I know it’s not true but why would they care about the misconception. All Irish-German mixes have giant penises, grr I would be really upset if people believed that on a major scale. So the food, fucking pork like you wouldn’t believe and Salmon like I have never had in my life. Not to mentioneveryone gets together and is friendly. Maybe it’s cause Irish Catholic’s eat their own alcoholic young, but being black or any other “minority” does have one thing that whites don’t. Families like each other.

Have you ever seen a Mexican party at a park that doesn’t have like 45 people there. Also white peopledon’t take naps in public places. I think it’s probably cause they think the minorities will steal shit while they asleep, but regardless. I never see crackers napping in parks.There was legit dancing at the party, and as I representative from the white race, I think I did a horrific job dancing in front of everyone. It was a Hula lesson, but I couldn’t even do that right. I must have looked like the Tin man on ice. I busted out involuntary arm movements that probably made me look like I had MS or something.

Asians, aren’t the hottest dancers as I found out the hard way. The night ended with good cake, both white and chocolate; tolerance, cool. I was totally intolerant of the racial mixing of the cakes. I like chocolate cake, but I like white cake even better. See it’s still called white cake, but I don’t think they ever called it black cake. Anyway the cake was good. Black people are tight.