Pipe Dreams-

Dude, that duck is fucking dead, give it a break. I’ve never picked up a dead animal, not duck sized atleast, but come on, its fucking dead man, its in a cardboard box, dead. It’s covered in oil and not breathing, isn’t this a BIO class, did they not teach the concept of termination of life. Maybe Screech should just give it the duck eye to revitalize it. My dad also hates screech by the way, the actor not the character, he’ll walk by and see Screech on TV and talk about how pathetic of a man you’d have to be to play a gilligan type character, be a man Dustin and kill yourself.

I’m covered with oil!

In the end the kids stopped a multi million dollar development deal that would have made bayside look like Hearst Castle. Are you kidding me, union workers would have slashed Zack’s throat trying to get that contract, a dead duck and some swamp creatures ?! Do crawfish even have a concept of life, I highly doubt it. Imagine their life; “walk, eat garbage, shit, repeat”. You fucking idiots, we could have had air conditioning!