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~ Friday, November 20 ~
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KELLY? WHAT THE FUCK? What the fuck is this? When did Kelly Kapowski turn into such a slut? I’m guessing Slater put her up to this. It might be from when she went to Paris for that photo shoot. Want do you want to bet the photographer made her cry and broke her self esteem to make her wear this outfit. Is that a Jesus fish on her jeans? Man, everything I know is just an illusion. She was never a nice sweet girl, she was a slut bitch in disguise. She was probably sucking Mr. Belding’s dick between classes. All along for years we thought he was a nice sweet girl, but in reality she was a fucking self obsessed bitch waiting for something better, like that college jerk Jeff, to come along. Zack, you were better off without her. I know you two got married in Vegas, but take my advice. Invite Screech over, convince him that Kelly loves him again, get him to sneak into bed with her, and shotgun to two of them together. Not a court would convict you. Jesse should be a supreme court Judged by now, so get her on the case and your scott free. Call of that giant bitch that you danced with from freshman year, or better yet, the UCLA chick you snuck into the attic for. F her in the A.

KELLY? WHAT THE FUCK?


What the fuck is this? When did Kelly Kapowski turn into such a slut? I’m guessing Slater put her up to this. It might be from when she went to Paris for that photo shoot. Want do you want to bet the photographer made her cry and broke her self esteem to make her wear this outfit. Is that a Jesus fish on her jeans? Man, everything I know is just an illusion. She was never a nice sweet girl, she was a slut bitch in disguise. She was probably sucking Mr. Belding’s dick between classes. All along for years we thought he was a nice sweet girl, but in reality she was a fucking self obsessed bitch waiting for something better, like that college jerk Jeff, to come along. Zack, you were better off without her. I know you two got married in Vegas, but take my advice. Invite Screech over, convince him that Kelly loves him again, get him to sneak into bed with her, and shotgun to two of them together. Not a court would convict you. Jesse should be a supreme court Judged by now, so get her on the case and your scott free. Call of that giant bitch that you danced with from freshman year, or better yet, the UCLA chick you snuck into the attic for. F her in the A.