WHY PROFESSIONAL SPORTS HAVE REPLACED TRIBAL WARFARE
Sport suck, face it. They are boring most of the time and unless you are playing them, fucking painfully boring. I like cooking, but I would never want to watch someone else cook as entertainment. I know fatties do that, watch the food network and shit, but that cause your fat, and love food that much. Anyway, when we were plowing fields and raising cattle as a mean of living ,and didn’t have electricity or indoor plumbs (except the Romans) people used to fight people. One group would need some shit so they would go across town or maybe the state and rape and pillage their neighbors. Imagine running low on DVD’s so we should all march to San Diego and kill everything.
Tribes used to base economics, the harvest and religion, more often than not on war, and it’s interaction. So when society became more civilized (in most of the world) we stopped tribal, geographically based war. On a small scale at least. No longer would Newport Beach attack Catalina every few years. Those days are gone. But the jocko gene is still buried deep inside everyone. Including myself. As much as I don’t have fun in sports, I still enjoy competition. Everyone does. The lust for blood still exists in everyone, the will to compete and want to win. Hence organized sports.
The everyday man does nothing. Accomplishes nothing and will more of less be nothing. Every once in awhile someone shows up and makes a face on history, Napoleon, Charlemange etc. So with the reality of being nothing losers become super wrapped up in sports someone else is playing. I’m not talking about most of your readers but those guys that freak the fuck out and yell at the TV, or riot after a soccer match. Think face painter. Those people will never accomplish anything with their lives and know it on a subconscious level. So they root for their tribe.
Instead of fulfilling the blood lust that exists in their hearts, they work in a shitty job, listen to their naggy wife and drive a mini-van. But on Sundays they live the Gladiator dream as much as they can. From a couch, these lops live out the dream that they will one day accomplish something worthy of historical documentation. They won’t but athletes do, like legendary warriors that used to be, athletes are talked about and worshiped.
In Europe it’s much worse. The EU hates each other. Imagine if we hated Texans (realistically hated). The Germans are hated by everyone. The Germans hate the French. The English hate the French and France hates everyone.
People get killed ALL THE TIME over soccer matches. On INTERPOL’s website the major things they look for are; Art Theft, Terrorism Links, and Soccer Hooliganism. Serious. I have seen so many molitov cocktails thrown into busses after a soccer match (on tv) it is funny. See, people want to kill each other, they want to fight other cities and every once in a while, society breaks down and they do it. I’m one to talk though, I would totally be into gladiator fights if we still had them, why don’t they use prison convicts ?
Think about it, some cheese eating mother fucker would literally kill me for saying what I’ve said. You know I’m right.

