Snoopy he ain’t

The beagle is considered some kind of regal breed of dog. My sister received a beagle as a gift and while being a fully operational pussy magnet he has some hang ups.

Neediness-

We pampered him as a puppy, to be honest he was adorable, about the size of a small teddy bear and he always new to make eye contact like a pro. “Whoops, shit all over the place”. But wook at these sad eyes.

Wuss-

I’ve had a few dogs in my day and the beagle, or this one specifically is the biggest fancy lad I’ve ever seen. He won’t play with other dogs at the dog park, is terrified when he hears a coyote and was even butt crimed by a bulldog.

House Broken-

He is not. Being about 5 years old and formally trained by a dog trainer you’d think he wouldn’t fucking piss everywhere, you’d be wrong. If he even smells a faint particle whiff of anything he pisses all over it. In the house, in the yard, anywhere.

Even with his shortcomings; he’s a great dog, a spastic, ill mannered little guy and I love him.

He also nuts on my other dog’s head all the time.