Momma’s Family (fucking sucks)

Mama’s Family

You know when your sick, as a child, and you have to stay home and think , “wow this will be great”, only to discover that staying home sick on the living room floor is a living nightmare. There you could have the choice of watching; Designing Woman (woman architects? please), The Andy Griffith Show, or the worst show ever; Mama’s Family. This is that story.

Mama’s Family was about a racist superlord named mama and her splinter cell white supremacists family that lived with her. She had a son, a retard older son and his slutty wife. They never left the house and would spend the whole episode walking up and down the stairs doing nothing. When was this show supposed to take place the 50’s? Honestly, I have no idea.

The best episode is when Mama takes in a homeless man. We (the audience) think that maybe she is going to hook up with him, but in reality she cleans him up and feeds him, after that she slit his throat and buries him in the dirt floor basement. It was a really weird episode in hindsight.