Duke Nukem Forever/ This review took 14 years

GODAMN, what is with all the stuff I’m excited about turning out to be shitty. Well, this isn’t much of a shock, but the game wasn’t that good. I’m still really glad I got to play though it, and the IP is still well worth keeping alive, but honestly you could feel that parts that original developer 3D Realms had a hand in and other super lazy parts that must have been patched up. I still love you Duke, but this game is well worthy of a $25 price tag.

(Verdict: C+)

A “C” is completely average, not bad, just average and I like above average things. I have a cobra belt from Thailand for example.