Tree of Life- A review in words

If you don’t know who Terrence Malick is you might not like Tree of Life.

If you are a simpleton dunderhead that doesn’t understand non-narrative storytelling, you will not like Tree of Life.

If you are a moron that cannot assemble a story based on visual cues, you may not like Tree of Life.

If you’re a fucking idiot, that cannot piece together a narrative story, based on; visual cues, emotion, score, tone, visual imagery and your own brain filling in blanks or giving you hints into what might be happening on the screen. Then please don’t see this movie because it’s for people that can relax and think without tits and explosions on the screen every three minutes.

I love tits and explosions on screen, but sometimes seeing a work on art on screen beats your linear storyline about robots, or romantic comedy no. 14,239.

You should go see Tree of Life and if you “don’t get it” you should start a dialog with someone. People used to do that you know? If you simply don’t like it because you secretly, insecurely didn’t get it but don’t want to ask “hey, what’s the deal with that” You’re a fucking idiot. Ignorance isn’t a bad thing, you simply don’t know, but not trying to figure things out, discuss, learn is unacceptable.

Have you ever listened to a song, smelled something, ate something and it triggered an emotional response? This movie does the same thing, visually. People want their robot-explosion-tits so badly they’ve forgotten how to thing about cinema and that’s horrible.