The uprising isn’t far off.

ROBOPOCALYPSE

I talk lots of shit, I might ever so slightly exaggerate for the sake of storytelling here and there, but I think it’s fairly agreed upon that I’m typically right. (except for choosing girlfriends)

1st world technologically savy countries are building robots for use in future combat. Are we fucking kidding?! Robots to fight in wars?! We can’t even manage to avoid cellphone detonated IEDs in hot zone now or internal bombings etc. Can you imagine the shit we’re going to deal with when combat units go haywire in the next 200 or so years. I’ll fucking guarantee it.

“BIGDOG”

Ok, from what I’ve read the “bigdog” will initially carry supplies alongside platoons in the field. That is really cool, realistically we are living in the future. Pretty amazing. What’s terrifying about this robot is that the master plan, of course I cannot find my source (shut up!) but I read that the robots will ideally be able to “detain persons”. Dozens of these running through the streets chasing people, yep, sounds like a great idea that couldn’t possibly go wrong.

Oh wait, didn’t we just take THREE FUCKING MONTHS TO PUT A CAP ON A WELL?!?!