16 - Bit Girls

STEELPANS REDEEMED: Part 2 Did girls gone wild ruin the...

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:36:52 -0700

STEELPANS REDEEMED: Part 2

Did girls gone wild ruin the steelpans for you? We’ll take those delightful tinny sounds back with the two best uses of steelpans in the history of time.

Hot Chip - One Life Stand

STEELPANS REDEEMED: Part 1 Did girls gone wild ruin the...

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:34:37 -0700

STEELPANS REDEEMED: Part 1

Did girls gone wild ruin the steelpans for you? We’ll take those delightful tinny sounds back with the two best uses of steelpans in the history of time.

The Knife - Pass This On

(this is one of the best songs written recently, and yes, that’s not what Karin Dreijer Andersson looks like)

Nikki & The Dove - DJ, Ease My Mind

Mon, 21 May 2012 17:37:08 -0700

Nikki & The Dove - DJ, Ease My Mind

PNAU - Solid Ground

Mon, 07 May 2012 23:25:26 -0700

PNAU - Solid Ground

Black Light - Groove Armada So I finally just got one of my...

Fri, 04 May 2012 20:21:04 -0700

Black Light - Groove Armada

So I finally just got one of my favorite all time albums on vinyl (that sounds pretentious) but fuck; the mix is so rich it makes my mp3 album sound like complete shit. You should buy this album, actually pay for it. If it makes you feel better by taking me down a notch, my mp3 album is completely out of order and listening to it in a different sequence is a new experience entirely.

The Knife - Neverland A great 8mm piece from Cesar Ducasse

Fri, 04 May 2012 20:08:56 -0700

The Knife - Neverland

A great 8mm piece from Cesar Ducasse

Aww cool. A robot. From D.A.R.P.A. you say. Hmm. I wonder what...

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 20:45:58 -0700

Aww cool. A robot. From D.A.R.P.A. you say. Hmm.

I wonder what D.A.R.P.A. stands for?

(google noises)

Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.

Hmm, so they make, like stuff for the good of mankind?

Nope, they make weapons for the US Government that fucking kill human beings.

So this robot…then…it’s…

This robot is going to FUCKING KILL YOU SOMEDAY.

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 00:52:00 -0700

These eight people are not the same person(s). I was just as...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 00:43:00 -0700

These eight people are not the same person(s).

I was just as shocked as you are, well not really. I made this so I knew they were different people.

Also- Sorry for the shittiest update since “fuck strawberries” and “fuck you 2009” and it’s followup “fuck you 2010”.

Getting caked on your birthday/ Osama Bin Laden Ok, so I just...

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 20:13:21 -0800

Getting caked on your birthday/ Osama Bin Laden

Ok, so I just wrote a number of paragraphs on the correlation of the assassination of Osama Bin Laden and the steady rise of frivolous purchases such as birthday cakes simply to smash in peoples faces. It mentioned Vin Diesel and even more, but now, because the internet is a piece of shit and this page refreshed on me for no reason, you get nothing. Fuck yourself DMG.

“oh my God—it’s full of dispair!” Anyone...

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 19:15:59 -0800

“oh my God—it’s full of dispair!”

Anyone hanging around 2008 might have seen me painting this rendition of 2001: A Space Odysey’s David Bowman over, and over and over again.

Spray painted gold and painted black on cardboard it served as a good mindfulness practice. It must have ten layers of paint on it. And David Bowman said “it’s full of stars” and even then only in the Arthur C. Clarke book.

You don’t want the negative hooboo ugoo that’s wrapped up in this painting. It makes Viggo from Ghostbusters 2: Secret of the Ooze seem like mutha fukin Lisa Frank

29 X 44 inches

$10,000

Photo

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 21:09:46 -0800

Melancholia- Pretty much right on the money. If you see it and...

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 01:15:27 -0800

Melancholia-

Pretty much right on the money. If you see it and you get it, we sit at the same table.

Pictureplane - Gothstar You can smell the Stevie Nicks and if...

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 01:08:39 -0800

Pictureplane - Gothstar

You can smell the Stevie Nicks and if you’ve heard this in LA recently it’s because I drove by.

Pnau - Embrace Nick Littlemore is involved with; PNAU, Empire of...

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 01:04:00 -0800

Pnau - Embrace

Nick Littlemore is involved with;

PNAU, Empire of the Sun, Groove Armada and Teenager, pay attention.

Bill Cosby Sucks- I know a lot of you might have a huge issue...

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:48:00 -0800

Bill Cosby Sucks-

I know a lot of you might have a huge issue with this but face it. Cosby sucks. Most things you remember loving, are horrible. Just because your dad told you something was funny when you were six doesn’t mean jack shit. If your not a black millionaire named Bill Cosby then any joke he’s made in the last fifteen years is completely lost on you. If it’s an older joke of his, it takes thirty minutes to get to the punch line and even then it’s about jogging or spoons or something. Find one thing that is laugh out loud funny. Don’t give me some bullshit about him being the godfather of comedy or that “without him XYZ wouldn’t have been around”. That’s bullshit and a weak, theoretical argument. He’s also super right wing and grouchy as fuck.

Don’t forget a loaf of bread in a cupboard you don’t...

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:01:46 -0800

Don’t forget a loaf of bread in a cupboard you don’t use.

Photo

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:52:44 -0800

Japanese cats sit better

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:47:41 -0800

Japanese cats sit better

Nightmares do come true.

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:25:56 -0800

Nightmares do come true.